COUNTDOWN TO FINAL CRISIS #6
Story by Paul Dini
Story consulting by Keith Giffen
Ccript by Gray and Palmiotti
Art by Jesus Saiz and Jimmy Palmiotti
Just keep telling yourself, "Only 5 more issues to go.". It's the only way the pain is going to lessen. This week's issue saw the return of that cover I was talking about in last week's Cover to Cover, which was probably miss-solicited by DC, to no one's surprise. Oddly enough, the final cover looks worse than the preview one for some reason. Oh, the issue? We get random Earth's Buddy Blank narrating the entire issue, yes all of it, with notebook pad boxes explaining how the Great Disaster is basically the turning of every being in the Multiverse into a bunch of furries.
Yes, the bane of the internet. Look "furries" up on Google. Don't blame me for the madness. I'm sure the readership for this title will jump through the roof with this revelation based on some fetishes.
Oh ya, Hal Jordan gets to help facilitate another Multiverse-level genocide (see Zero Hour for the first one) as he spreads his furry STD to everyone in the universe. Why he had to leave Earth and go infect everyone instead of using his ring to call for help or listening to the smart people telling him not to leave the planet can probably be attributed to Parallax or some other retcon, possibly involving bad writing.
Verdit - Avoid It
Story by Paul Dini
Story consulting by Keith Giffen
Ccript by Gray and Palmiotti
Art by Jesus Saiz and Jimmy Palmiotti
Just keep telling yourself, "Only 5 more issues to go.". It's the only way the pain is going to lessen. This week's issue saw the return of that cover I was talking about in last week's Cover to Cover, which was probably miss-solicited by DC, to no one's surprise. Oddly enough, the final cover looks worse than the preview one for some reason. Oh, the issue? We get random Earth's Buddy Blank narrating the entire issue, yes all of it, with notebook pad boxes explaining how the Great Disaster is basically the turning of every being in the Multiverse into a bunch of furries.
Yes, the bane of the internet. Look "furries" up on Google. Don't blame me for the madness. I'm sure the readership for this title will jump through the roof with this revelation based on some fetishes.
Oh ya, Hal Jordan gets to help facilitate another Multiverse-level genocide (see Zero Hour for the first one) as he spreads his furry STD to everyone in the universe. Why he had to leave Earth and go infect everyone instead of using his ring to call for help or listening to the smart people telling him not to leave the planet can probably be attributed to Parallax or some other retcon, possibly involving bad writing.
Verdit - Avoid It
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